butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
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