just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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