i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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