Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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