love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Randomize
