....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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