too bad you live with your parents still
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Randomize
