I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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