So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
sarcasm needs its own font
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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