She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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