So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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