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(360): View more from Washington

I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.

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No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.

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(514): View more from Quebec

It's a drunk scavenger hunt.

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Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit

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(845): View more from New York

we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake

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