I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
You need a sexual gate keeper
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Enjoy the penises
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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