kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Too much gin, very little bucket
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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