I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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