Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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