just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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