I think I just saw someone hide a body.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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