Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
you win again, gameday.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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