OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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