why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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