Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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