"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I think your dad took our porno
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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