Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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