So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Randomize
