HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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