I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
the gays at disneyland are vicious
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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