He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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