He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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