Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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