who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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