Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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