Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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