somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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