its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
You can make out without kissing
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After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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