lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
No subtext here. People are naked.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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