she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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