Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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