You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Randomize
