party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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