Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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