im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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