Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
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