Just fell off a train. Bad.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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