Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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