In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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