his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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