$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I need to wash the frat house off of me
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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