i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
