I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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