You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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