And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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