The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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