What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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