Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Randomize
