Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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